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2. Incompetance with a smile.
3. Proud to say it's always our fault.
4. IT: we do nothing all day long (except play the network version of
Unreal Tournament).
5. We love to look like idiots.
6. Can't print? Call someone else. We're busy playing video games (see
#4).
7. IT: join us and you'll know why we're always drunk.
8. Reboot and call me after I finish this beer.
9. Opened a virus? Now you look as dumb as we do everyday.
10. IT: a department that slipped through the cracks.
11. IT: yes, we read your email (and we know about your pregnant 14
year-old daughter).
12. IT: yes, we know where you go on the web (and pornosluts dot com is WAY
better than stripperparadise dot com by the way).
13. IT: serving you better--one goddamn m*th*r f**k*n' user at a time.
14. Try our new DS3's! They'll help you waste company time 80% more
efficiently.
15. Always here to help you open those ultra-compressed mpeg-2 family
videos that have absolutely nothing to do with work.
16. Always here to teach you how to use a mouse--day in and day out.
17. Accelerating the web so that XXX collegegirl download puts YOU in the
action.
18. If it hurts your productivity, we'll do it!
19. We NEVER know what we're doing. Guaranteed or your money back.
20. Making your workplace experience that much more dreadful.
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PROBLEM
Recently I switched a number of networked HP printers (Laserjet P4515n) to the universal print driver because the model-specific print driver was crashing and rebooting the print server. After switching, the print server no longer crashed; however, opening the printer properties / settings pages was terribly slow, taking 1~2 minutes to finally open.
CAUSE
The cause I determined was actually McAfee Virusscan. Luckily, I found this entry in the on-access scan log:
Not scanned (scan timed out) C:\Windows\System32\spool\drivers\w32x86\3\hpchl118.cab none (Virus)
SOLUTION
Adding this CAB file to McAfee's scanning exceptions list solved the problem.
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Here's how to customize the start location of Windows Explorer:
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/130510/EN-US/
For example, I edited the properties of the shortcut with this target: %SystemRoot%\explorer.exe /e, /select, s:\data
This starts Windows Explorer on the S: Drive, and selects the data folder.
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Generally speaking, Arvixe isn't too bad, especially considering the price and included features. Here's my quick review:
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