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Fake Phishing Call From Intel Becomes Crank Call

Recently I've been getting fake calls from scumbags phishing for my personal information. This guy says he's from Intel and wants my email address--likely for identity theft or spamming. I detest such scammers and seek vengeance through comedic shaming.

Shinjuku Wins Every Time

Shinjuku is so mind-blowingly complicated that I get lost each and every time I go there. Despite extensive navigational preparation, GPS, Google Maps, etc., Shinjuku beats me every time. You have my heartfelt respect if you can successfully navigate Shinjuku.

You may wonder why I don't just ask for directions or hop in a taxi. I'm a man, so I will do no such thing! That would be admitting defeat.