Do something about losing your hair.
If you're losing your hair, then do 1 of 3 things:
- Shave your head. Or at least crop your hair short.
- Take hair meds like Propecia.
- Get a hair transplant. And go to a good place. Don't
go to a place that's gonna make your head look like a pasta strainer.
If you're American, there's a 34% chance you're over-weight. Stop eating so much and get some exercise, fatty. A slim, healthy body is way more awesome than a pudgy, nasty one.
Stand up straight.
Your mother was right in telling you not to slouch. The hunchback look is